Sunday, June 21, 2009

ITALIAN PREGNANCY

gejala membuang bayi yang selama ini dipraktikkan oleh manusia saja dipercayai telah menular ke kaum gajah susulan penemuan janin gajah yang dipercayai dibuang oleh ibunya. Polis hutan masih lagi mencari ibu gajah berkenaan.

(aku nk letak gamba bayi kene buang. x sampai hati la pulak.kalo korang nk tgk google je la)

berita di sini, sini, dan sini.


ITALIAN PREGNANCY


An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,

'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them:

'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

'You try again.'



BaLDimerah : safe sex la wey, pancut luar.. unless ko bole bagi ferari duit 7 8 juta..ni kondom 3 ringgit pon kedekut..dah masuk dalam mane nk tarik kua..

BaLdiBiru:..ishk ishk ishk..biLa ko nk kawen..

Baldi Merah. Bagi aku ferari dan 2 juta tersebut.. esok jugak aku kawen 4...kekekeke

bALDI kAYU: SIBUK POLITIK, GILA KUASA, PIKER NK ISI PERUT SENDIRI. APA DEPA NI TAK PIKER KE MASA DEPAN ANAK DEPA. DUDUKLA BAIK2 PIKER UNTUK GENERASI AKAN DATANG. BINGAI~~

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