Malaysia vs Singapore pt 1

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........ He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation. 

Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course'

Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'

 

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. 

Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?' 

Singaporean: 'Of course'

Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam before we sell it across to Singapore .' 

This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'

Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'

 

Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection?'

Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'

Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'

Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycles them, melts them down into chewing gum & sells them across to Malaysia.......and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.' 

A harmful truth is always?better than... a useful lie!!

BaLdimerah : Uhuks~~~> okeh.. 2 - 1