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Cerita Rakyat 3: SMS

sedang aku bersenam2 di gym dalam usaha untuk menguruskan perut aku yang semakin seksi dan menawan ini, tetiba ada seorang hamba Allah ni msg aku. Aku pon lyn je la.

+6012480490x : Hi, bole sms dgn saya (uih..ada gak org msg camni)
Aku : Ok
+6012480490x : Awak spa nama, umur bape,dduk kt mn,single/married
Aku : Sapa ni? (dgn harapan org msg ni adalah awek)
+6012480490x : I'm a man (arghks..potong stim btol..xpa layan)
Aku : Mana dpt no?
+6012480490x : Dh ada dlm handset (ayat standard)
Aku : Dlm handset tulis nama apa?
+6012480490x : Stim gurl,ika (humangai..x agak2..bilamasa aku buang bebed aku neh..sapa le pedajal aku neh)
Aku : owh
+6012480490x : Apsl owh tetiba? (wajibla aku terkejut, bodoh!!)
Aku : b4 this, ur phone belong to whom?
+6012480490x : Awk ni belen ke x?
Aku : ..
+6012480490x : I don't know, i only buy from a shop, why? (penipu besar..hahhaha...bile mase nama aku ika, siap tukar jantina lagi)
Aku : So what do u expect from me? a 'stim gurl' name ika? (saja pancing)
+6012480490x : Just want to call u ika, am i right?Awk umur brape? (amende ko ckp neh?)
Aku : My last question. Ur name, age,location,profession, monthly salary? (saja tanya)
+6012480490x : Wan 22, kepala batas,P.P,usahawan,1500+, n u? (owh..budak lagi)
Aku : 1500?? haha go get a life..dude.. (saja msg camtu, kununnya aku ni awek mata duitan)

komen seterusnya-





BaldimeraH : I wonder, ape agaknya yang dia nk seandainya aku adalah ika stim gurl seperti yang dia harapkan.

Baldi Besi: Phone seks la beb, lepastu maen..ahahah

Baldi Kayu: Ishk tak baik wey buruk sangka, dia nk kawan je tu..

Baldi Buruk: Hahahah..umor 22 tahun, gaji 1.5 k, usahawan..ke menganggur + mat rempit.. ahahahhahaha~~

Baldi Cap buluh: budak - budak MELAYU zaman sekarang.

Baldi Plastik: Sayangilah dan bimbinglah anak-anak anda. Dunia sekarang ni byk cabaran.yang lain tu..lu pikirlah sendiri..

Baldi Ayep: Kuali Limpir!!!! layan lagu ni dulu..
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Anonymous said…
pehal aku pun masuk sekali weh???
2:33 PM
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