Islamic extremist kills innocent American Dog


A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attackedby a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dogand saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:"You are ahero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of littlegirl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in themorning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not anAmerican!" says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi!" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

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