Cerita Rakyat: Rm 50 dan Rm 1

Duit RM1 bertemu dengan RM50 lalu bertanya:

"Oii,lama tak nampak, mana kau pergi?"

RM50 puluh menjawab " Dah merata tempat aku pergi....
Pergi stadium tgk bola,
Naik STAR Cruise,
gi BKK naik AirAsia, lepak kat VIVO CITY,
tgk konsert Siti Nurhalizala , S'pore Idol la.. ...
banyak sangat tempat sampai tak terkira..... Eh, kau camner lak?"

RM1 menjawab perlahan seraya menunduk,
"Hmm..biasa lah..Balik-balik tempat sama..
Surau, Masjid, Surau... ".

' tahun 40an melayu takuut raja jadi mcm penghulu sbb omputih nk jd raja, melayu bersatu. tahun 69 cina menang pilihanraya, melayu bersatu. la ni ulang blk satu melayu nk jd raja, dia bersatu. jadi melayu ni bersatu bila kuasanya terganggu, kalo tak jgn harap bersatu' - source rahsia.


Baldimerah: yang dikejar x dapat, yg dikendung berciciran, guruh berdentum air ditempayan dicurahkan, pak kaduk menang sabung, habis kampung tergadai, biarkan saja luncai terjun dengan labu-labunya.
Baldibiru: Karam Singh Walia lg best la.

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